Saturday, October 28, 2006

Keemat, starring Saif Ali Khan & Akshay Kumar

This is actually a particular favorite of mine; along with Main Khiladi Tu Anari which is loads of fun as well.


First off, I would like to compliment Ms. Tandon on her willingness to pad her butt for comedic effect;

and to get tarted up as a mother-in-law to-be. With a gray streak in her hair.

Oh no. No no no no no no, boys. We do not wear Speedos. Ever.

 Because if you do, everyone will stand around and point and mock you; and follow it up with a musical number.

Although... Akshay does redeem himself somewhat by looking rather kickass here, even in a cowboy hat.
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12 comments:

  1. Beth Loves Bollywood10/28/2006 10:56 PM

    My friend Melina, who loves fashion and with whom I am currently on the phone, is perusing the blog. She says "ethnic cowboy is hard to pull off - but you should always let ethnic cowboys pull things off of you, if you know what I mean."

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  2. am10/28/2006 11:23 PM

    most excellent and hilarious blog. Especially the Don post. Great Stuff.

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  3. babasko10/29/2006 2:23 AM

    cant. get. eyes. off. backside of black/red speedo.

    very scary.

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  4. DesiDancer10/29/2006 4:54 PM

    Dear Akshay,
    It's called Man-Scaping. try it. Hirsute is ok, but you're verging on "gorilla"...
    thank you,
    DD

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  5. Beth Loves Bollywood10/29/2006 8:47 PM

    Oh heavens. Am I wrong in saying that the red in Akshay's swimsuit is poorly placed, say in that third-from-the-top picture. Also, I wish swimsuits covered the whole arse.

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  6. Anonymous10/30/2006 7:37 AM

    Please let's just call Akki for what he really is.......Yakki
    hehehe

    He's such a hairy little mongrel da.
    What news on Sunny? And the hairiest of them all, although I super fond of him, Anil Kapoor?

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  7. Anonymous10/30/2006 1:00 PM

    akshay is all waxed now ala salman...no more "khiladi"

    now lets get pics of Salman in a sarong on a beach..

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  8. Anonymous10/30/2006 9:39 PM

    You know guys..this reminded me of Jackie Shroff in a speedo during 'tanha tanha' in 'Rangeela'.That imaged killed him forever as far as I was concerned...nasty!!

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  9. Kamalistan10/31/2006 12:00 PM

    I haven't seen the film, but that last pic just screams Brokeback Mountain. Is Bollywood breaking new ground?

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  10. Susania11/01/2006 12:53 PM

    You are correct, Recovering Baptist. The one with Raveena holding a guitar and Sonali a violin on the DVD cover. You know, like ya do.

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  11. Beth Loves Bollywood11/01/2006 1:01 PM

    Wearing black leather pants is indeed what you do to be bad. Hence, perhaps, the evil SRK character in Duplicate, who mysteriously has them on when he breaks out of jail.

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