Hott Guys Gone Fugly - Hrithik Roshan

I LOVE me some Hrithik. At the same time, Hrithik strikes me as the sort of fellow who's a little too nice. The sort of person who would find it difficult to tell a costume designer that their idea sucked and that under no circumstances would he walk around looking like someone's fashion school senior project. Poor Hrithik...

Let's recap:

YaadeinHoly Fashion Crisis Rocky S! What the heck is going on!

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
Keep makin' that face Hrithik, 'cause it's not funny.


Dhoom 2
In addition to the arguably tepid kiss:Hrithik - Hulk Hogan's sidekick

And now presenting new offenses:

Koi Mil GayaWanted: Mentally challenged costume for mentally challenged character.
(Need a close up of the ornate fabric?)Warning: This photo features male cleavage, an ascot and fake snakeskin.
(Need another view?)

Yaadein
Pearlescence is not always priceless.
Especially when it comes with matching headband and cummerbund belt.

That whole segment from Yaadein wins the What the FUG?! award in my book.

Also, I must ask, was anyone else irked by the black "peek-a-boo" sweater in K3G?

Bollywood Fugly lesson #5: leave the outfit title up to the imagination

Text space on clothing should be saved for something the viewer can't guess, like, perhaps, a haiku, or your phone number, or known allergies to medications.




(Commando, 1998)

I can't think of just the right joke to make about Mithun Chakraborty being someone's "big tiger," if you know what I mean.

Bollywood Fugly v. Amisha Patel

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:


Exhibit C:


Exhibit D:

Exhibit E:

I rest my case.

Clooney + Bollywood = 4Evah

Aaaaaaaaand here's the latest Hollywood celeb to make vague but enthusiastic generalizations about Bollywood. Although... I would watch that movie!

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ent/celebrities/4385519.html

Kiss Me Not

By now, you probably all know that Aishwarya Rai and Hrithik Roshan have been slapped with charges of obscenity for their "kiss" in Dhoom 2. Shailendra Dwivedi, a lawyer in Indore, said the scene "lowered the dignity of Indian women and gave an obscene message to youth." [link]

Now, we at Bollywood Fugly want to know--was it all worth it? Was the darn kiss hot or not?

Watch...



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Maximum Fugly

OMG! If you haven't checked out Amardeep's post on Sepia Mutiny from that great purveyor of fashion, Nach Baliye 2, (available on the Star One satallite channel), then you absolutely should.

There's no business like show business!

Shakalaka Bhoom Bhoom

I know its not fair to fug a movie even before there is any substancial info about it available but this has to be seen to be believed:


Oh Bobby.

Kasme Vaade - Promise you won't wear this again...

A bit before Thanksgiving, Daddy's Girl sent me a few fine specimines from Kasme Vaade, a film from 1978. (The auspicious year of my birth!) Here are the highlights:

1. Neetu Singh's stripey-socks-and-knee length dungarees ensemble - there were like 5 different ensembles of this type, but I only captured two. In one of the shots, you'd be forgiven for thinking her fellow workers at the mechanic's workshop are trying to kill her for wearing that...

2. Amitabh's white overalls (worn with a white jacket) with a picture of a key and a bus emblazoned on them (oh, and the key doubles as a pocket - very clever).

3. Amjad Khan's hunchback - if you're gonna do a hunchback on the bad guy (which you shouldnt, as it's neither funny, nor scary nor politically correct), at least try to make sure the hump doesn't move around like a hyperactive lump of jelly with every move the actor makes.... I think Amjad was supposed to be frightening. (He even did the same nasty laugh he does in 'Sholay'), but I just kept wondering when the hump was gonna fall out of his shirt.

As for Ms. Neetu's stripes, I'm sure she was just trying to rock the styles of the times. These dolls were very popular those days. I had two but they were black of course. And then, there's always the possibility that it was an oblique reference to these famous legs...

Men in Pink

Being terribly bored during another insomniac night, I worked my way through some web-favorites I haven´t visited for a while and remembered this fantastic clip assembled and conceived by the fantastic Missionbas ladies (if you are able to read German be sure to visit at least their "Shashi´s Fashiontipps" section and read all about the "Krawattenskandal")

Its not exactly fugly (in fact I looove some of the clothes there) but still very much worth a dekho:

Fugly Face-off!

It's one man pitted against another, each trying to one-up the other in all things fugly!

THE CHAMPION

"Yes, I am looking pretty fugly. Get a load of this bow tie!"

THE CHALLENGER

"Dude! Check me out in my black-bow-tie-with-blue-suit, plus these ridiculously oversized Nicole Ritchie sunglasses!"


"Fortunately I have both a matching vest and highly visible sweatstains! Beat that!"


"Double whammy! Red scarf tied around the head and a double-breasted vest made from upholstery! That's impossible to beat!"


"We have a new fugly champion!"

(Screenshots from the song "Chaand Mera Dil" from 1977's Hum Kisi Se Kum Nahin)

Baazigar (Part II)

Worst backup dancer costumes, you say?

I don’t think so...

The male dancers look like a pack of cards.



I won’t even start on SRK’s fugly outfit (What’s the "X" on his t-shirt stand for? And those pants! Ew!) and Kajol’s shocking-pink, fringe-tastic, beaded, legging number.

(For the record, I adore early 1990's Kajol; I had the same frizzy hair and eyebrows circa 1993.

Kidding aside, she’s one of my Bollywood faves.)

Baazigar (Part I)

SRK dressed like "Zorro." SRK in short-shorts. SRK in sailor wear. SRK as a matador.

Need I say more?

Fashion Smorgasbord

One of my all-time favorite Bollywood films is Main Khiladi Tu Anari (1994). It's just got it ALL - genuine AND unintentional comedy, some good songs, Akshay Kumar and Saif Ali Khan... I find it delightful. And it has got some of the most excessive fashion ever seen on screen - too much of everything.

The backup dancers were particularly ill-dressed in this film. Note the ankle boots and black leggings paired with the be-sequined and be-feathered tutus.

Here in a closeup we can see the overall design confusion - Too Much Of Everything. Simplicity and one overarching theme is not in this designer's playbook.

From a distance, it appears the girls are wearing cheerleader costumes; they have just discarded the pom-poms and twirling batons they entered with. The skirts are sequined, they are wearing visors, and playing flutes. Like all cheerleaders do.

Not content with an actual cheerleader costume, our designer has chosen to give the girls ruched tube tops with spaghetti straps, and hoop earrings with wide choker necklaces.

What has to be the most embarrassing male backup dancer costume in the history of Bollywood. Gentlemen, I am so very sorry.

It's difficult to get a clear shot of the jacket Saif is wearing in this number, but the sleeves are hung with chains, and the front of the jacket is covered with medallions, crosses, and other large silver pendants.

Here we have Akshay and Shilpa Shetty in the "Churake Dil Mera" number. Shilpa wears a different animal for each location; red Leopard for making out on the beach...

...Zebra for frolicking dockside...

...Tiger for rolling around in the grass...

...and the most endangered of them all, Linoleum for boating. Note that with Akshay, we get not only the gold chain and open shirt of the 70s, but also the Miami Vice pastel jacket with the pushed-up sleeves.

I may need to create an entire post just for Shakti Kapoor's wardrobe.

Baabul boo-boos

Baabul boo-boo No. 1

When bad dye jobs happen to good people...



Baabul boo-boo No. 2

The 70s called and they want their Members Only - the Leather Edition - jacket back.



Baabul boo-boo No. 3

She's mighty pretty, but there are a lot of colors happening on that tiny Bengali frame...

Was there a sale on bandanas?

Is this like the Al Pachino film where the color of your bandana means something?

Never mind that Uday wears one during the entire movie. At one point they even get Hrithik to don one:

Bit O' News

OK... not really fashion-related, but an important bit of Bollywood gossip; and in the American media, no less!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061127/people_nm/india_bollywood_bachchan_dc

Bollywood + Bee Girl + waaay too much thrusting = "Main Khiladi Tu Anari"

Courtesy of Fivil's dissertation on Sakshay, which might well be the funniest thing you ever read, even if you, like I, haven't seen any of the movies, I give you "Main Khiladi Tu Anari" from the film of the same name.

(Main Khiladi Tu Anari, 1994)

To be fair - fairness first, after all - the leads and some of the folks in the background just look silly because it's 1994, and I reckon they don't look any sillier than any of the rest of us did in 1994. It's the dancers' outfits that offend.

Is it Retro or plain Fugly?

Ok, so she´s a dancer in a nightclub, but does that mean that she has to scare me like that? (here a better view of the eyeshadow to further my point)


Don´t know why, but her stage dress had me thinking of a Halloween costume I wore during the late 80ies.


And it´s not only for a short item number, she even gets to nag Sanjay about him never proposing to her dressed like that in Plan

Bollywood Fugly lesson #4: do rock the trademarks of the times

(I wrote this completely independently of Babasko's post on "Retro or Fugly," I swear!)

Hey Hercules, what time is it?


According to my watch, it's pushing a quarter past poncho.

(Amar Akbar Anthony, 1977)

Can it count as "fugly" if it's quintessential? This is really only outrageous from our smug 2006 standpoint (from which we will choose to overlook the brief return of the poncho two years ago, blip that it was, even among those of us who knit and secretly wanted to make one). It's interesting how some trademarks of certain eras hold up as "classic" and others just look dated. I don't know what the difference is, but I know it when I see it. And even if the poncho isn't inherently fugly, it's still funny, especially because here it's being worn by a tough guy/bodygaurd/spurned lover, so here you go.*

Contrast with Shabana Azmi's floral blouse, which is also really 70s to me, especially with the knot in front, but here it just looks fun and flirty, somehow "classic" rather than hopelessly lost.


And the sunny yellow pants are a great complement, although probably I should point out here that if your pants are more bell-bottomed than Vinod Khanna's, future generations may giggle.

Although their laughter is hollow, because they're jealous they doesn't get to romp about with Vinod and, thirty years later, still totally rock the screen.

* Plus I was hoping to do some fancy linguistic tie-in if "poncho," like "punch," derives from "paanch." Sadly, according to the OED, it doesn't.

Another shot from Jeans...

... because apparently I can't get enough of this film.



Sorry, Granny, you look like a trannie.