Wednesday, August 29, 2007

SRK and His T-Shirt Collection

Beth's awesome post reminded me of SRK's hideous outfits in "Kaal Dhamaal" (Kaal, 2005).

Is that a red tank top with a sword cut out on his chest at 4:44?!?!?

Tuesday, August 28, 2007


Soooo, Shahrukh.... Can I have a word?

Going for the "aspiring glam rocker got in a fight in an alley with a backup dancer from an off-off-Broadway production of Fame" look, are we?

Can we go over the elements of your outfit? I'm a little confused as to what you and K Jo were thinking when you got dressed today. Let's see, here we have:
- post-something glow to the skin
- cheeks/jaw done with contouring makeup
- perfect hair
- eyebrows just so (yet not in full-on ~ mode)
- dirty bandages on the arms (unless those are what people are calling "sleeves" these days)
- artfully slashed, dirty outer shirt that somehow seems to be the same piece of fabric as the inner shirt (look at his left shoulder, how it seems to be the same at the big circle on his chest) - or maybe the right shoulder is a different piece of fabric, even though it's the same color as the left shoulder. Is this a Möbius strip hoodie? My head hurts.

I really wish you had shown your trousers, too. Are they shorts, with your legs done up like your arms?

Many, many thanks to Filmi Geek to passing this on. She found in on eBay, natch.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Fugly or Fashionable?

Just stumbled across this website for fair-trade, eco-friendly, women-made products called Global Girlfriend, and found this:

Bollywood Cosmetic Case ~ Silver Trim $18.00

Fugly or Fashionable, I want one!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Bollywood Man-Nipple - Part 1: The Good, the Bad, and the Fugly

God help you if you ever google the phrase "Bollywood man-nipple." Of course, the first site to appear is this one, but aside from that I cannot be responsible for whatever atrocities you may witness.

Because of this obvious deficiency in search engines, I have researched far and wide to find the most fugly examples of homo sapiens' most useless appendage - the man-nipple, otherwise known in Latin as the vir papilla. (As an aside, vir specifically refers to males, as opposed to mankind in general that homo implies... modern meaning aside.) My interest particularly pertains to the subgenus Bollywoodus vir papilla, more commonly called the "Bollywood man-nipple" (as previously mentioned).

Firstly, I would like to say that there is such a thing as good Bollywood man-nipple. Good man-nipple occurs when an attractive Bollywood actor, hereafter referred to "John Abraham," appears completely topless - no need for cloth to obscure a solid chest, am I right or am I right? Good man-nipple also occurs when aforementioned "John Abraham" is wearing a button-up shirt that is buttoned incompletely. However, good man-nipple can be easily or suddenly changed to bad man-nipple if "John Abraham" appears wearing a mesh shirt, strange make-up, or any other fashion atrocity. And then, of course, there is the "fugly man-nipple," which is a category that completely defies definition. To illustrate:
  • Good man-nipple

    Yes, please.
  • Bad man-nipple

    Good nipple... bad underpants.
  • Fugly man-nipple

    He seems less appetizing in this get-up, but I suddenly crave a salad.

    Please stay tuned for Bollywood Man-Nipple - Part 2: When Bad Nipples Happen to Good People.
  • Wednesday, August 15, 2007

    Friday, August 03, 2007

    Monster fug!

    I just finished "watching" the 1990 horror flick Bandh Darwaza. I use the term "watching" loosely, as what I was doing could more accurately be described as "rolling on the floor laughing my heiney off." I was going to write a post about it in my own blog, but I figure this is a good candidate for one of Steve's lengthy write-ups.

    There's not much to this film besides being your basic creature feature, focusing on the terror wrought by a vampire. This vampire stands out in that he has his own "cult" worshipping him. Apparently his groupies have more in common than just a
    misguided sense of religion (don't pray to a guy whose main weaknesses are daylight and water, yo). They also unite because of their bad fashion sense:

    From left to right: S&M guy, Kimono guy, and Tiger girl. None of them gets a costume change.

    But I guess this is par for the course, considering their fearless leader, Aruna Irani:

    Even if these people aren't vampires themselves, their clothes are pretty monstrous.

    ETA: Close-up of S&M guy's lederhosen for Maja. You can't take your eyes off him, can you? Or his facial hair, at least.

    Love the nipple, dude. Love the nipple.

    Wednesday, August 01, 2007

    Your chance to dress a Bollywood star!

    ...the mini Khan project!

    Seriously, the man needs some new clothes. He can't walk around in the "Pretty Woman" cargo pants forever.