I haven't had time to watch the entire show yet (it's like, 150 hours long), but there's plenty of fug material even in the first hour or so. I've been googling like crazy to find some larger pictures than the ones I have, but I haven't had much luck, so my tiny screencaps will have to do for now.
Where do I even start? With the backing dancers' ridiculous monster-sleeves? Or how about Kashmira Shah's leather trousers with that strategically placed white patch? (And this isn't the first appearance of these Pants Of Horror, either - she wore them during the end credits of My Bollywood Bride as well. Oh, how we cringed.)
The backing dancers didn't fare any better during Priyanka's number:
More midriff-baring yeti jackets - check.
Wasp-patterned stockings - check.
Woolly hat - check.
Short yellow tie to bring the whole outfit together - check. But also, we need bright yellow binman-type trousers for the male dancers. With a few ribbons hanging off, if possible.
... I don't even understand what Priyanka is wearing here.