I realize Indian came out in 1996, but I doubt these looks were completely acceptable even then. Kamal Hassan is a fabulous actor but he isn't exactly known for his dancing. So you can only imagine what these outfits looked like in motion. People ought not dress good actors so poorly.
Before we examine the abuse heaped upon Kamal, I would like some sort of explanation as to why these backup dancers look like Cats meets Miami Ink...
ENTER: Our Hero. Count Dracula anyone? Yes, this outfit comes complete with spooky dance moves.
All I can say to that is, "BOO."
But then there's grandma's flowered shirt impeccably bow-tied at the waist to show off Milli Vanilli biker shorts complete with "Buh-buh-buh-buh-baby, don't forget my number" moves.
Yes, Kamal, we here at Bollywood Fugly are just as perplexed as you are about your co-star 's clip-on braided ponytail and the fur balls she's wearing as part of her bustier. No, those glasses aren't prescription...
Still, that's far less interesting than your grand finale--a space suit complete with space-ready canine and electrifying dance moves.
[I think this was an attempt at "doing the robot" but they ended up with the "Tequilla" instead.]