But that's just the jump-off!
Who is that masked man? Is it Optimus Prime?
Is it Voltron, Defender of the Universe? Is it an anime villain?
Oh hell, it's MUCH worse!! It's Salman Khan dancing~ aaaaaahhhhhhh!
Sallu dear, they're not laughing with you, they really truly are laughing at you. Just look at the expressions on the audience's face-- they're horrified! Though, in your defense, it may be because the back-up dancers pulled the "one-leg-up-dog-peeing-on-fire-hydrant-then-hump-the-floor" move. Dude, that is SO last year's pageant circuit.
It only gets worse from there. Don't believe me? Forward to 6:50 for the "Madonna Move" [thanks Amir!] *not suggested viewing if you plan on eating in the next 20-30 minutes. Protective eyewear also recommended.