Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Karan Johar Drinking Game: Valentine's Day Special

Some of us love K-Jo. Some of us hate K-Jo. Some of us really hate K-Jo.

Whatever your feelings about the young writer/film maker, we know you will ALL appreciate Bollywood Fugly's Karan Johar Drinking Game: Valentine's Day Special (TM).

So, pop your copy of KKHH, K3G, KHNH, or KANK into the DVD player, grab a bottle or two (or three) of your favorite potent potable, and...

Take a sip when:
... Shah Rukh Khan stammers.
... you spot a geographic inaccuracy.
... Amitabh mentions "family" or "tradition" (or any Hindi synonyms).
... any of the lead actresses does a hair swish.
... any character makes a reference to "phela pyar" (first love).
... tears appear in the eyes of the leads.
... any self-referential movie music theme plays.

Take two sips when:
... any character makes a reference to the dichotomy between "east" and "west."*
... Shah Rukh Khan's eyebrows turn into a tilde (~) during an emotional scene.
... you see a bevy of tall, skinny blonde girls as backup dancers.
... a small child is referred to by an awful nickname (Laddoo, Fattoo, Sweetoo, Chunky, Twinky, Rinky, Minky, Poo).
... any character makes a reference to homosexuality or "The Gay".

Take a shot when:
... Shah Rukh Khan wears a gauzy, chiffon shirt. (Double shot for every nipple sighting.)
... the lead actresses partake in Karva Chauth rituals.
... the lead actresses wear bizarre garments unsuitable to activity or weather, i.e. silver padded vest or micro-mini at university.
... the lead actor plays a musical instrument without the benefit of appropriate sound equipment.

Down half your bottle during:
... any 500-extra dance extravaganza.
... a singing of the Indian national anthem, or similar displays of nationalism.*

Finish the darn bottle when:
... you spot the tricolor, especially on clothing.

* Rule also applies when playing Bollywood Fugly's Subash Ghai Drinking Game (TM).

Put your own "rules" in the comments! And happy Valentine's Day!

31 comments:

Beth said...

I'm drunk just thinking about it. But I can't think a better way to sit out the blizzard that's currently pounding Illinois - but sadly I've lent out all of my KJo movies! Maybe I'll test the Subash Ghai corollary. I'll report back.

Blue said...

Don't forget to drink every time someone says something is complete/incomplete. "This family is incomplete," "my first love is incomplete, "now this family feels complete again," etc.

Sorry I don't have the Hindi words -- I have to watch my K-Jo with subtitles.

anangbhai said...

Take a shot everytime there is a cute punjabi character on screen: grandmotherly grandma, dumb kid etc.

Si said...

Ha, Beth--I'd offer to drink for you, but the KHNH DVD you loaned us is in Indiana. Maybe Catherine will drink for both of us...

Sharanya Manivannan said...

This is hilarious! Glad I found this blog... must run off and link it now!

kage said...

y'all have his nickname wrong... it's not K-Jo, it's JoKar as in "dumb joker"... i'm gonna go hide for i fear i'm going to be lynched :p

DesiDancer said...

BEST POST EVER.

Problem is, the average desi chick is smallish. I know *I'd* be passed out with alcohol poisoning after about 17 minutes of film.

Pooja said...

DD, I can't play this game either. I'd last about 8 minutes.

Maja said...

Teehee! I'm not a big drinker so I'd probably pass out very soon if I tried to play this game ...

ad_baheti said...

y so much manjan.. one sip two sip..... i have a better game to propose.. just take a sip every time a K serial focusses on a character in that 3 times fashion with dhoom dhoom in the background.. u ll get drunk much faster n easier

Natasha said...

omw. this is funny! What a great way to introduce my non-Hindu mates to Bollywood! lofl. Next girls night in I am soooo bringing KKHH and KKKG and mixing some Tequila Sunrises. thanks for this!

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