First off, I would like to compliment Ms. Tandon on her willingness to pad her butt for comedic effect;
and to get tarted up as a mother-in-law to-be. With a gray streak in her hair.
Oh no. No no no no no no, boys. We do not wear Speedos. Ever.
Because if you do, everyone will stand around and point and mock you; and follow it up with a musical number.