What all the Bollywood gangster hos are wearing this fall:

Last weekend saw the opening of the much-anticipated remake of "Don", starring Shah Rukh Khan, as the title gangster. The original "Don" was made in 1978 and featured some discoriffic fashions. The new "Don" gives us, here at Bollywood Fugly, much material to laugh and point at.

"Hello? Get me the costuming director, immediately."

On the whole, our SRK sports some schwanky 70's style apparel. My main issue is with the fugged out women:


At first look this outfit may not seem offensive, sure. But the fact that you can see her panty-lines or that her bosoms are jacked up to the 87th floor will change your initial impression.

"Baby, please-- I must insist... You need to put your coat back on and cover that mess up!"

"Seriously, ho, I need a drink after looking at that crap."

"Now look, you're not allowed to go shopping without me. That fugg can't happen again. I have an image, ya hear?"

Supporting Gangsta-Divas, Isha Koppikar and Priyanka Chopra get down with their fugg, too. Which is sad, because they're both so gorgeous...

"Where's the costumer? We've got a bone to pick!"

Isha: "You know they got your dress as a buy-one-get-one with Kareena's gold outfit, right?
Priyanka: "Whatever, biotch. Yours looks like a lampshade from Fredericks of Hollywood. How dumpy can you get?"

However, our King Khan was not spared a few moments of contagious fugg.

"When I catch the guy who paired this tie with this shirt, I will whip this disk like a Ninja star, straight at his empty head..."

Although reviewers are talking about the strange tie-inside-the-shirt look that SRK rocks, we've actually already seen this before. And it wasn't pretty:

John Abraham tucks his ties in, in Taxi 9211. Nana Patekar is trying to pretend he doesn't know him, in front of the ladies...

"Look, I'm not responsible for this mess, I just read my lines and give dishoom!"